Aprilhope seems like a sweet little southern belle on the surface, but she's
got so many skeletons in her closet, it could be a cemetery!
At an early age, she fell in with the wrong crowd, and by the age of 2 she
was wanted for bank robbery. Babyface they called her. Her call sign?
A
binky.
She eventually got on the right track, found her voice could be used for
more than screaming every time Matthew Perry came on screen. She learned to
sing. Her most important influence was Madonna. She wanted to grow up to
be just like her. Lace, bracelets, cone shaped undergarments and all.
Unfortunately, Madonna wasn't exactly "Like a Virgin" and when she started
taking pictures of herself hitchhiking naked on the freeway, Aprilhope
decided she needed a look all her own. Plus it was tough to find those cute
little high heels in a SIZE 9!!!! And she was far too tall to duck under the
bridges while riding the gondolas!
She can sing, act, and do a mean polka. Sweet as honey, and a joy to be
around.
After a brief relationship with the older relative of a celebrity, she is
currently on the market, and on the prowl. Interested parties should send
picture as well as certificate of mental stability to our mailbox.
Bios written by "Behind the Cloud" biographer, Colleen Abreu :)
A special thank you letter from Aprilhope.
